Stub G-40
Forty
Covers paint-and-read, or a single hosel with a little left over for the desk tray. Honest gift for someone who thinks their 7-iron is “fine.”
Gift stubs
We print three denominations on the same ticket stock we use for visits. You can mail it, hand it, or leave it on a workbench. We do not email a string of characters and call that hospitality.
Stub G-40
Covers paint-and-read, or a single hosel with a little left over for the desk tray. Honest gift for someone who thinks their 7-iron is “fine.”
Stub G-80
A wedge pair, or a hybrid plus paint. The denomination people actually use when they are tired of watching a sibling leak toward the canal.
Stub G-168
The iron family fare, printed as a single stub. This is the one that looks like a real ticket and behaves like one.
Rules the paper already knows
Stubs expire a year from the punch date. They are not split across two people. They are not stacked with a fictional “Wasatch discount.” If the head cannot be rammed, the remaining value stays on the stub for paint-only or a later visit.
To order, write jaws@liepress.space with a mailing address in the valley, or hold a ram hour and choose “Gift stub” on the form. We can leave it at the Suite 9 ledge if the recipient wants to pick it up like a concert ticket.